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The pose is just like that.

Eagle Pose.

Skip marriage counseling.  Instead work on this pose.  

 

Crow Pose.

This pose is like anal.

 

Gorilla Pose.

This pose is like a dirty selfie.  But don’t worry your face is covered.

Twisting Lunge.

This pose will tell you whether or not your marriage material.

Crescent Lunge.

This pose is like that bumble date.

 

Flip Dog Pose.

This pose feels like being at a dive bar.     

Prayer Twist.

The first 30 days of living with your partner.  Every little thing bothers you.     

Side Plank Pose.

This pose is like masterbating.    

Extended Side Angle Pose.

That point in your relationship when you want to either learn more or you’ve had enough.   

Extended Mountain Pose.

When you see your partner naked for the first, don’t rush through but don’t move too slow. 

 

Warrior Two Pose.

Do you wear the pants in your relationship?  Let this pose teach you about you.    

Warrior One Pose.

This pose is like that feeling after a shitty breakup.   

Halfway Lift Pose

Do the pose, then move on. 

Chair Pose.

This pose is like that first date.  

Low Plank Pose.

Work this pose til you have no ass.    

High Plank Pose.

Stay focused, stay focused, stay focused.   

Downward Dog Pose.

Imagine you have your worst enemy between your knees.